Hook you up

Mike says to Cooper who REALLY wants a donut as I'm in the gas station getting donuts..

"Don't worry Cooper Mama's gonna hook you up"

Cooper (upset)- "I don't want mama to hang me on a hook, I want to fall"
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the difference between boys and girls

The difference between boys and girls

I'm getting dressed for work the other day and Cooper runs into my room...pauses...and confused... he's staring at my underwear I have on and says "Mom, what happened to your penis?"
Well, I don't have one Cooper...I'm a girl...girls don't have penis'.
Boy was he ever confused.
We went through almost everyone we knew to confirm this new revelation

"Daddy has a penis?"
Yes Cooper , Daddy's a boy; he has a penis
"Zoe?"
No, she's a girl; she has no penis.
"Miles"?
Miles is a boy- penis yes.

The fact that he's been operating with a worldview that all people had penis' is great :)

I did tell him that instead of a penis, girls have vagina's... Darby chimed in at this point...

"I want a vagina!!"

We're just never happy with what we've got are we?