Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Darby learns about the birds and the bees


Yea, we took the boys to the beach last weekend and they didn't eat sand, major awesome, we can actually go to the beach this year!! Mike forgot to put a swim diaper on Darby and when we were at the beach he loaded up his diaper, (I have more poop stories between my 3 boys than should be allowed). Anyhoo, I was lucky enough to be the parent to clean him and his poo pants up in the beachfront ladies room at the state park. And let me say, when stuff like this happens, and by stuff I mean unwanted poop without diaper not at home in a public place type stuff, it's always the most gigantic poop the kid has had in like 6 months, just saving it all up for the most opportune moment. So his bathing suit liner was D-SGUSTING and I had to scrub it clean with my bare hands, so after I scrubbed Darby down I let him go free to his dad and Cooper waiting outside the bathroom on the beach.


Darby in his innocence and pure nakedness spotted a flock of seagulls and took off after them, scampering down the beach, completely naked, chasing seagulls with his hands raised in the air towards his flying objects of adoration. A few teenage girls got their cell cameras out and took pictures. I'm not sure if he'll ever be as free as he was that day, it was beautiful.


Yesterday Darby discovered firsthand about bees by finding a new hive under out backyard picnic table and disturbing it. Mike, who was 20 feet away on the trampoline heard him scream, looked over and he was smacking his face and being swarmed. He was stung three times. His face, neck, and arm, poor little guy. His face swelled up and he looked like Rocky Balboa for awhile. I'll post the pic.

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