What do you do when you live in a tiny one room apartment with nothing but a bird and an electric guitar and your governor has deemed your work nonessential during a pandemic? You decide to master your electric guitar. One problem, Your bird hates your electric guitar . A choice was made. Darby was the lucky recipient of another mans decision to abandon his bird today. “One mans junk is another mans treasure??”

I want to remember this day as the day I drove illegally across the state to Brighton , Michigan with Search and Destroy while we were all wearing masks looking like we were about to rob a bank and ended up in a parking lot where we met a guy in a ski mask and full camo handing over this bird setup, including bird formerly known as “Gregg”.

I drove under the speed limit for a full 5 hours;first time in history. I didn’t want to be pulled over to have to explain my essential travel with a bird in my car.
No gas pumps were touched, no hands were shaken, not even an elbow bump. I did nearly hit a hawk on our drive back. It was inches from hitting my windshield, A little brake pump saved us From having another shattered windshield like the turkey incident a few years ago. Everything was free, Darby’s happy. Now if I can just find a para motor so my kid can fly to McDonald’s, this will be a quarantine time to remember.