foosball rage

It took me seven hours to put this foosball table together. No predrilled holes here, nada one on this mdf board. What kind of company hates its customers so much that it’s willing to ruin their lives by just completely skipping the predrilled hole step to an item that literally has 145 places to put a screw?!

I do believe I may have solved some closed unanswered criminal cases though. I firmly believe now that for all the heinous murders in the last 10 years that made no sense , you know the ones where there was clearly no motive; just “random” rage on a stranger ....like the Vegas shooting for example. I’m sure if they opened these cases back up they’d find the perps had ALL recently purchased this exact football table they could never get together...and that’s not a threat, my table actually got finished here....but for the poor bastard that didn’t make it....those are your heinous “random” murderers right there. Check their internet history, you’ll find a kicker brand foosball table in there somewhere.