Baked beans

I renewed my Sams club membership yesterday. So Im shopping with search and destroy , my two man wrecking crew, and I grab this giant can of beans off the shelf and throw it in our cart , actually I grabbed two of them. When we got to the checkout lane, I asked Darby to help me unload stuff onto the belt. I didn’t realize he’d put the second can of beans on top of the first. So I’m unloading stuff myself and I just finished and turned around. The checkout lady hit the button that moves the belt right as i turned around and the top can flew off. I had literally just turned around and noticed this one ton can was half way to its destination; my foot. I moved my flip flopped foot out of the way a split second before this mammoth bean can nearly crushed it. The can was dented pretty bad, and my foot is still attached to my leg. I avoided what could have been a REALLY bad injury. I was in shock for a minute just thinking about it...Then i nearly threw up. It was at that time, I was trying to get the cashier to understand the gravity of what almost just occurred, she seemed unfazed . Then she started her pitch on the premier member deal, I was so rattled I agreed to it. The combination of Sams Club ginormous canned goods and my twins is a near lethal combination. Will go wearing steel toed boots next time.