Cell phone zombie

When I was in Boston, I was walking down the street looking at my phone ....I stepped on a large orange peel someone left on the street and I jumped 4 feet in the air because it felt like I stepped on something dead. I was relieved to see the bright orange peel when I looked down.

This week, walking in my neighborhood Late one night while reading a text from my hubby that his boss said hello to me from Boston, I did the same thing. But i wasn’t so lucky. Not.an.orange.peel. I kicked a dead squirrel 10 feet down the road like a soccer ball. I ran home, boiled my shoes And texted my husband to tell his boss I said “eat shit and die”

I think I learned my lesson.