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I went into a store this week wearing a mask, like the compassionate Christian I am , wanting to spread the gospel and not my asymptomatic murder breath. The store was slow and no one was around so I decided to take the opportunity and share the gospel with the cashier who was clearly working on the front lines of this invisible air war we’re in. It went something like this:

" Kerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfuffle.kerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfufflekerfuffle" 

 Pretty sure she gave her life to Christ right then and there...I mean, It was kind of hard to tell , I couldn’t see her facial expression or understand her verbal response behind the plexiglass wall and vapor shield mask she was wearing over her triple filtered cloth face wear. She had dropped to the floor in what I’ll assume was sheer reverence to the Lord. It coincidentally happened at the same time an unmasked enemy walked into the store with his 3 unmasked accomplices ....I mean children.

 So let’s suppose she dropped behind the counter out of fear of this breathing extra Murdery Manson family that just walked in the store for bread and not the gospel I shared. Perhaps I just breathed back in the gospel like my own carbon dioxide ...that's a win for me...more gospel to share for the next time!

 I read this to my husband and he says: “what’s the point, to make fun of the mask wearers?” I said “the point is to make people laugh- hope it worked” 🙂 Bless all of you today in kerfufflekerffufles name.