Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Revelation Boobs

I went to a local church recently to hear a bible study covering the book of revelation. At one point, the pastor drew a pair of eyes that were forward looking on the white board 👀 . Everyone started laughing. So I looked up to see what he drew and saw, what appeared to me, like a pair of boobs.

 I made a joke later about it to his wife as she was leaving the bathroom. Talking to Jeff later that day about the study I mentioned something about it, like “hey, wasn’t that funny when his drawing looked like boobs”. “What are you talking about”? he asked. I explained and he says “that’s not at all what happened.!” Why was everyone laughing then”? “Because his drawing looked like clouds and not much at all like eyes, they were just laughing at his poor artistry” He tells me. “But I saw boobs, I thought everyone was laughing because it looked like boobs...”oh dear God, I made a joke to the pastors wife about him drawing boobs!” 

"What did she say?” ... 
“Well nothing, she just smiled and walked out of the bathroom”.

 “Oh no, oh God no, what have I done?” Now I’m over here praying that everyone else saw boobs except my husband....is that an acceptable prayer request? Otherwise I can’t even imagine what this pastors wife thinks of me. I’m having a really hard time trying to figure out how to ask her. “Hey, a few weeks ago...you saw boobs right??, that wasn’t clouds we were laughing at, it was boobs...we all saw boobs?” That wouldn’t be awkward. I’d be digging my hole deeper if she didn’t see boobs. $100 says 90% of that room saw boobs. If not, please pray for me, ....I really hope the Lord has a sense of humor , if He doesn’t , I’m in SO.MUCH.TROUBLE!

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