Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Library rules

I walked in the library with Darby today wearing my clear face mask- I like to wear it so he can read my lips- he’s got pretty significant hearing loss. 

 Those librarians rushed me from so many angles, you would have thought I came in topless. For a moment I felt like a necked field streaker at the Super Bowl. Literally three different librarians came rushing at me from three  different directions over my clear face mask, with their “appropriate” face coverage in hand ready to slap over my face. 

For a split second, I considered  outmaneuvering all three of them , gallantly streaking across the entire library floor, past the biographies, straight through fiction, before I’d escape out the back door jumping in my getaway minivan. But I kindly spared Darby the humiliation and let him just stroll through the library without me as I walked out the door , lol. He still needed a ride home after all.

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