Social Media Modesty

Girls, we get it...you’re pretty. You don’t have to dress skanky with your boobs on a platter to show off your “cooking skills” or “your cute dog” on social media . If you have a sexy photo shoot...cool! Save them for your husband?? Your future romantic partner?? Your mother?? ...or maybe even your girl friends who come over and drink wine with you ? I don’t need to see it. Your grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins, old bosses , prolly don’t want to see you with your pants off and sultry cleavage on display like you’re a window Hooker in Amsterdam. You look great, you don’t need the affirmation from us. You’re worth more than that! Y’all really want a bunch of pervy guys sitting in their bathrooms on the toilet ogling over your skanky pictures??

 I don’t know if it’s the new gold chains holding up my readers or what, but I feel empowered suddenly to go full commando with unsolicited advice! I’m not 65 yet, but man am I feeling wise!!! Y’all got to get these spectacle chains! Not sorry, someone needed to say it!