Friday, September 11, 2020

Progressive sisters - Hamilton parody

I rewrote the lyrics to Hamilton’s Schuyler sisters. It’s now the “progressive sisters”. For you conservative Hamilton fans, Have fun singing this rewrite This song seriously wrote itself, all I had to do was type it out.....if anyone can sing, would love to make a video recording. I can’t sing. There's nothing progressive Woke folk love more Than going downtown and virtue signaling with the poor. They pull up with their iphones and gawk At the minorities in the streets Just to watch them talk. Take Nancy Pelosi: the woman is loaded. Uh-oh, but little does she know that her daughters, Antifa, BLM, Joe Biden Sneak into the city just to prove to the world theyre — Woke, woke! Antifa! Woke, woke! Joe Biden! And BLM! The progressive sisters! Antifa! BLM! Joe Biden! Woke! The police said to be home by sundown. CNN for sure needs to know. The police said not to riot downtown. Like I said racist, you're free to go. But–look around, look around, the Marxist Coup is happening in New York (New York) Antfa! Woke! It's bad enough, police don't want to go to war. People shooting in Times square. It's bad enough there'll be violence in our stores. Bad ideas are in the air. Look around, look around— Antifa, remind me what we're looking for... She's lookin' to accuse! Biden, I'm lookin' for a mind that don't work. (Work, Work) I'm lookin for a mind that dont work! (Work, work!) I'm lookin for a mind that dont work! (Work, work!) Whooaaaaa! Whooaaaaa! ( Don't Work!) Wooh! There's nothin' like looting in the city. Someone in a rush next to someone lookin' zombied. Excuse me, Zer, I know it's not funny But your politics smells like your daddy's got money. Why you slummin' in the city in your fancy wheels You searchin for an urchin who can give you bad ideals? Bigot, you disgust me. Ah, so you've discussed me. I'm a released Covid felon , baby, so you can trust me! I've been reading Where we go by Bernie Sanders. So men say that I'm deceived or I'm insane. You want some reparations? I want a zombie nation So listen to my declaration: "We hold these truths to be self-relative That only woke persons are created equal" And when I meet Chuck Schumer, I'm 'a compel him to include trans women in the sequel! (Woke) Look around, look around at how oppressed we are while we're alive right now! Look around, look around at how oppressed we are while we're alive right now! History is happening in Manhattan and we Just happen to be in the racist city in the world! In the racist city in the world! Cuz I've been reading Where we go by Bernie Sanders. (Look around, look around) So men say that I'm deceived or I'm insane. (The Marxist Coups happening in New York) You want some reparations? I want a zombie nation So listen to my declaration We hold these truths to be self relative That only woke persons are created equal" Look around, Look around at how oppressed we are while we're alive right now! History is happening in Manhattan and we just Happen to be In the racist city in the world! In the racist city- In the racist city in the world! Woke, woke! Antifa! (Woke, woke!) Joe Biden! (Woke, woke!) And BLM! The Progressive sisters! (Woke, woke!) We're looking for a mind that don't Work, work! Hey! Don't Work, work! Hey! Don't Work, work! Whoa! Hey! Hey! Don't Work, work! Hey! Hey! Hey! In the racist Woke, woke! In the racist city in the World In the racist city in the world! You’re welcome.

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